Perhaps the most quoted bit of wisdom is the adage, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” (Yes there are more grammatically correct versions, but I just don’t think they have as much impact …)
You hear this in corporate offices, sitcoms, newsrooms, etc.
I think I learned the phrase from my football coach. Back [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Politics'
Blogging About Nothing When Train Of Thought Broken
February 24th, 2010 · Tags: Politics
Tiger, Sign Your Score Card … As Detractors Come Out Of Woodworks
December 8th, 2009 · Tags: Arts · Cities · Politics · Satire · Sports
Dating back to the time when I first began to interview celebrities, I always stuck with one rule. No autographs. I mean, if you are trying to get a celebrity to interact on a human level during an interview, why would you lower yourself and put them on a pedestal? Pretty much [...]
Before PingWi-Fi … Thought I Could ‘Sell Ice To Eskimos’
July 15th, 2009 · Tags: Politics · Satire · Sports
I guess there is just no way to put this delicately. I think everything potentially is fodder for humor. Period. Blame it on my upbringing, tainted from that very first season of SNL.
Raise yo hand if you remember the operatically trained Garrett Morris singing “I gonna get me a gun and shoot all [...]
Tea Party Patriots Welcome Perry, Tough Texan Talk
April 16th, 2009 · Tags: Cities · Politics · Satire
Perhaps it is premature to predict that Texas Governor Rick Perry will be the next U.S. President, but it is interesting to note that 5,000 people showed up in Fort Worth yesterday to see him stump at LaGrave Field. That’s not bad — 5,000 people — four years before the election. So, will the First [...]
Ain’t Buying This Phat, Socialism Thing Obama Is Pedalin
April 12th, 2009 · Tags: Cities · Politics
I wanted to ride my bike today. On two wheels, I can turn up the iPod, burn a calorie, think and solve most of the world’s problems. But today North Texas was forced indoors by heavy rains. I turned to the tube …
There was an interesting piece on PBS about public bicycle sharing programs in [...]
FargoDome Sandbaggers Prep For Red River Throwdown
March 29th, 2009 · Tags: Cities · Politics · Wi-Fi
Despite what the song says, I can’t drive “my Chevy to the levee” and I can assure you it ain’t dry anyhow. Here in Fargo, N.D., all eyes are on the Red River — a much different animal than the branch that separates Texas and Oklahoma. Here the waterway is a beast, at [...]
Does The IQ Surpass The Bowling Score? — Dodging Red Balls
March 21st, 2009 · Tags: Politics · Satire
With only a couple of exceptions, every year I drive to the top of Texas for the annual beer fest and old-timers barbecue in my home town. I only partake of one of those delicacies these days, but it is still worth the five-hour drive to see old friends.
Two years ago, I learned [...]
Finicky Readers May Find Food For Thought In Twitter Treats
March 10th, 2009 · Tags: Politics · Satire · Wi-Fi
Ever wonder why the word “random” is such a part of our everyday conversation lately? I think I have found the culprits — first stream-of-consciousness blogging and now the TV-dinners of blogging — tweets … those 140-gram appetizers on Twitter.
Unfortunately, I have run across some people who are still TI — Twitter intolerant. [...]
Alpha - Omega, Abe To Obe On Road To Sundance
January 21st, 2009 · Tags: Cities · Coffee Shops · Politics · Satire
Unlike millions, I missed the inauguration yesterday. Well … I didn’t miss it. I had better things to do. But, as I made the 14-hour drive to Sundance Film Festival I listened to portions of the play by play.
So, it is official. Congratulations to President Obama, who was sworn in yesterday … ha … on [...]
Nonconformity, Satire: Also Dishes ‘Best Served Cold’
January 19th, 2009 · Tags: Cities · Politics · Satire
Don’t get me wrong. Don’t be all hatin.
Any president of the United States is my president. I wish him/her well and will be supportive in most circumstances. Will I poke fun? Bet your arse! Thank goodness, I am encouraged that already common sense, economic necessity and better decisions are overruling the seductive campaign promises [...]



